I think that the otter has gotten short shrift in the euphemism department. I know that “beaver” has won out in popular usage, but based on my own informal polling, I think most women would prefer to have their genitalia compared to the lovable, frolicsome otter. Which would you rather pet: the sharp-toothed, stand-offish (albeit industrious) beaver, or the carefree, fun-loving vaudevillian of the ocean, the adorable otter?
Uh-huh. Thought so.
Why not otter?