October 11, 2004

C'mon, have a cupcake. You know you want it.

  So on the first weekend of October the theatre met over here and as usual, when they left there were lots of leftovers. Which is generally a good thing, except that that it often leads to a situation like the one I find myself in right now, where there is very little actual food in the fridge, but there are two tupperware containers filled with these sort of circus-colored cupcakes. They are extremely festive but have that sort of too-pretty-to-actually-be-food kind of look about them. Which is probably why they've survived until now.

  When there's no real food in the house and I find myself contemplating a nine-day-old cupcake that looks like the carousel at Coney Island it starts to feel like possibly I've gone insane. Like I'm a little kid who has been left to fend for himself and decided to live on nothing but cupcakes and root beer.

  Sometime I think I can hear the cupcakes calling to me, imploring me in their plaintive little cupcake voices to please eat them. It ain't right, I tell you.

Posted by flamingbanjo at October 11, 2004 06:27 PM
Comments

It's even worse when the little cupcakes have baby arms outstretched to you -- just begging you to "Eat me!"

Posted by: KING COMTE I at October 12, 2004 09:08 AM

I can't tell you how I know this, but them ain't cupcakes you're hearin'.

How many roommates you got again?

Posted by: Jeb at October 12, 2004 07:32 PM

humph. plaintive lil voices my aunt trudy's left foot. they're just luring you closer so they can eat you. beware.

Posted by: raej at October 13, 2004 07:23 AM

Hmmm. Raej, you've given me the idea for what could well be a lucrative horror franchise.

Posted by: flamingbanjo at October 13, 2004 09:00 PM

dude, i like totally want 5% of the take.

Posted by: raej at October 13, 2004 11:11 PM

It ain't right...And yet its oh so right...

Posted by: JtotheP at October 14, 2004 12:51 PM