Funniest thing I've seen today: The wrapper on the Clean-Burning Superlog (the stores have been out of real firewood for days, alright?), which has this warning printed on it:
"Warning - Risk of Fire"
Oh yeah. Good stuff.
Posted by flamingbanjo at December 25, 2004 12:18 PMThat is a good one.
While we were flying, we were given little snack bags of "Lightly Salted Peanuts". These peanuts, manufactured by the "King Nut Companies", have this on the back of the bag:
Ingredients: Peanuts, peanut and/or canola oil & salt.
Produced in a facility that processes peanuts and other nuts.
It doesn't get much more obvious than that.
Posted by: The Green Man at December 29, 2004 06:33 PMI like how they hedged their bets on the canola oil.
Posted by: flamingbanjo at December 29, 2004 10:57 PM