For dry wit and sophisticated reparteé, the Algonquin Round Table has nothing on the Drooping Acres dining room table:
Flaming Banjo: We're out of toilet paper.
John Galt: Really? I thought we just bought a ton of the stuff.
FB: We did, but then we wiped our asses with it.
JG: Typical.
FB: This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by flamingbanjo at August 5, 2005 11:46 AMGee, I dunno, I can easily imagine Dorothy Parker and H.L. Mencken engaging in exactly this sort of badinage...
Posted by: KING COMTE I at August 5, 2005 01:56 PM