All's I'm saying is that if I shot a millionaire Texas Republican insider in the face in a "hunting accident," I'm pretty sure the police would want me to come downtown and answer a few questions right away. Not that I know this from experience or anything.
When I see headlines like "Vice President Shoots Friend in the Face With a Shotgun" or "Britney Spears to be in Mardi Gras" it is very frustrating for me because there's really nothing to add to something like that. It satirizes itself. I mostly just see things like this, scratch my head and wonder if the people who write these stories for the AP wire service are messing with me.