September 01, 2008

"I believe in the right to bear shotguns, the right to shotgun bears, and the right to shotgun weddings."

Proof that abstinence education and the sanctity of marriage go hand in hand.

Posted by flamingbanjo at September 1, 2008 10:33 AM
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In all fairness, I think what she actually said was, "the right to shotgun BEERS", because really, shotgunning BEARS just sound literally hard to swallow.

Posted by: COMTE at September 2, 2008 04:35 PM

The foetus is mine.

Posted by: Greatlizardking at September 4, 2008 01:02 AM