Sunday February 1: Australian customs officials apprehend a man traveling from Dubai who is smuggling a pair of live pigeons in his pants. He is also carrying two eggs, some seeds and an undeclared eggplant.
Posted by flamingbanjo at February 4, 2009 07:23 AMSee, I told you I'd be famous someday.
Posted by: David Grenier at February 4, 2009 09:50 AMI was about to follow the BBC link and I changed my mind. Unless somebody at the BBC asked the guy, Is that an undeclared eggplant in your pants...?, this story is absolutely perfect as it is.
Posted by: Molly at February 4, 2009 01:32 PMMolly: It's worth following for the picture.
Posted by: flamingbanjo at February 4, 2009 05:47 PM