April 18, 2009

Breaking News: Where Else?

One of the most intriguing headlines I've ever seen:
Tasmania's wombat poo paper a hit

I would include some sort of explanation here, but really what do you need to know?

Posted by flamingbanjo at April 18, 2009 05:24 PM
Comments

"All the paper is made from the dung of a single animal called Nugget..."

What?! This smacks of exploitation. What are they feeding poor Nugget? I'm calling PETA.

FREE NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LGMA at April 20, 2009 09:11 AM

Please, oh please somebody put "FREE NUGGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" on a t-shirt.

Posted by: flamingbanjo at April 20, 2009 02:18 PM

Wouldn't work. People would pass you on the street and wonder when Ted Nugent got locked up. I'm more interested in how the wombat alimentary canal manages to deposit cube-shaped feces.
And if wombats have grumpy dispositions.
And if wombats can sit down...

Posted by: GreatLizardKing at April 28, 2009 07:18 PM