Some of you may have been wondering how right-wing watchdogs like Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin and the alcoholic uncle seated next to you at the Thanksgiving table manage to stay on top of all the terrible things that freedom-hating Democrats have slipped into their proposed health-care 'reform.' Surely the process of researching this terrifying piece of legislation must be an all-consuming one, requiring tireless hours of poring over obscure documents written in opaque legalese?
Well, if you can keep a secret, I'll tell you how they do it. They use the following Obamacare Scare-Story Generator™, and now you can too!
You see? Ferreting out the truth doesn't require a journalism degree, just an open mind. Stay free!
Posted by flamingbanjo at November 25, 2009 02:20 PMI'm afraid of a fat, French, poor, socialist bat who will descend upon my city and force me into a work-camp where, defenseless after my guns have been taken, I'll have to give abortions to married gay people.
Posted by: I Have an American Dream of Bats at November 25, 2009 03:31 PMI.H.A.A.D.O.B.: Page 205, paragraph 3! It's paid for by an 89% tax on small businesses and family farms.
Posted by: flamingbanjo at November 25, 2009 03:55 PM