You know, we've all heard plenty about the happy, perky elves Santa's got working round the clock in his toy shop. But what of the plight of the be-sooted, emphysmic elves ceaselessly toiling in the perpetual darkness of Santa's coal mines? Will no-one shed a tear for the heartbreaking unseen collateral damage of the Naughty List?
Posted by flamingbanjo at December 22, 2009 03:47 PMI'm gonna be a good American and stick my head in the sand and try not to think about where coal comes from, or what happens to the landscape of the North Pole after Santa's mountaintop removal teams get through.
Posted by: GreatLizardKing at January 2, 2010 10:53 PM