"You are watching the evening news on WENR, the Oscar Meyer™ Network. Tonight's top story: Americans can't get enough of delicious Oscar Meyer Hot Dogs! We now bring you this live report from the Million Hot Dog March, where a crowd estimated to number at least 1.4 million strong have spontaneously gathered in the Capitol to express their undying love for hot dogs, and in particular for Oscar Meyer™ brand hot dogs."
By Kliban
