Damn, those are great.

And now you have someplace to share them. See? The internet's good for something after all.

Although I don't know you and just happened to stumble upon your blog, you write very 'deeply'

for personal reasons i find "bob's your uncle!" an unsettling phrase. . .tragoidiphobia: fear of finding yourself inside of a greek tragedy.

I actually have two "Bobs" as uncles. Because of this, I believe that I never really have been faced with the full impact of that phrase.

Richard Scarry is burned in my brain, like some white phosphorous flash from my formative years... I can still recite many stories from memory, verbatim. "In the spring, I chase the butterflies, and the butterflies chase me."

i find strange things like that written in weird places, generally after i've either been drinking or doing some sort of other mind-altering thing. they usually make sense but have no context.

it's the ones that you know you wrote when you were sober that are the scariest.