Of course I was wondering - how could I not after a setup like that?

No, I wasn't expecting a chicken-eating sex montage in the middle of Sebelius' Seventh (although think of what it would do for subscription sales!), but I was wondering.

What I want to know is, why do they even bother putting a suggestion box in the lobby if they never follow any of them?

I'm so mad you guys didn't invite me

Man! Sandahl Bergman was my very first real cinematic crush. From this particular picture. Terrible movie, in many ways, but I thought the ass-kickin' blonde gymnast was H.O.T. I may have to watch it again some day.

I'm fairly confident I could still recite all or most of "Red Sonja". Same actors (ooh, plus Heinrich Himmler!), worse story, better soundtrack, I think. But no chicken eating.

oops. I mean Toht. The Nazi with the interesting hand in "Raiders". Although he also played Himmler in another Indiana Jones movie.

Actually, I could recite most of the dialogue from The Music Man...[hangs head]

Bactria: I meant it would be weird if Joshua did that. Trust me on this one.

sibelius' 7th was awesome but, man, that modern piece could've used some chicken sex.

this makes me even more proud to have him as my governor. so well-rounded, and not afraid to tell it like it is, chickens and all.

I'm so mad you guys didn't invite me

Well, see, at first I forgot you were now at Drooping. But then later I remembered and thought to invite you but by then it was only minutes before the movie was going to start.

But I did think of it. Next time, totally.