Comments: Oral Roberts, Famed Performance Artist, Dies at 91

That's better than a shitload of dimes...

Posted by COMTE at December 16, 2009 01:12 PM

It's been three days now - definitely scratching him off my "Is he the second coming?" list.

Posted by COMTE at December 18, 2009 03:22 PM

I tried that stunt right after the Reverend Roberts pulled it. I figured, "Maybe the old snake-oiler is onto something." I told my boss, "You've gotta give me a raise or Company X is gonna take me away."

Mr. Codling looked at me and said, "Sayonara."

Posted by GreatLizardKing at December 20, 2009 10:59 PM